Since we are getting to know each other in the blog world I figure I should share some things about me, all interesting of course.
1.) I am shallow and conceited. I like fly clothes and if I get a pimple, I’m not going out, I don’t care whose wedding it is.
2.) I don’t mind if you call me to let off some steam or whine a bit, but you only have five minutes to do it. After that I will seriously hang up the phone.
3.) Don’t talk to me while you’re eating. Have some respect for the person that prepared the food.
4.) Do not text me a book. I hate long fucking texts.
5.) The only reason I workout is so I can eat whatever the hell I want.
6.) Girls that ask what kind of car you drive disgust me. I ride a bicycle. I am selfish, but I care about the earth. Get with it chick.
7.) When someone spit on the street, I say, man, pick that shit up. Gross motherfucker.
8.) The only woman I truly care about is my mother.
9.) I am a mixed baby.
10.) I am an only child, raised by a single mother. My mother is the B-O-M-B. Atomic like.
11.) She used to watch General Hospital when I was growing up. So I secretly like it.
12.) A girl just dumped me. Mom said she sucked anyway. Agreed, kind of.
13.) Bitch rocked my confidence a bit, but I’ll be right.
14.) I don’t believe anyone is so important or above me that I must fabricate a lie to fit in. You don’t like me, you’re loss.
15.) I wanted to be a wine sommelier, but I ran into an alcoholism/drug phase.
16.) I would rather talk to old people than young people. Old people rock. Young people are… how could I put this nicely…naive.
17.) My favorite thing to do is surf. God I love the ocean.
18.) Do you know Avatar: The last Airbender (animation). Best show everrrrrr
19.) Nineteen is my favorite number.
You mind sharing some things with me?