Dear Powerball winners

Firstly, congratulations on winning that inordinate amount of money.

I am an accountant/financial planner, and I would love to offer you my services so you may have a successful plan that ensure your winnings take you into the next infinity.

Feel free to reach out to me at anytime, I greedily patiently await a correspondence with you to discuss a solid financial strategy .

Sincerely,

Not Bernie Madoff

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