First and foremost she must be in tune with her sexuality. She must embrace her carnal desires. She must be an animal in bed. In short I do not want a prude.
She must be independent. This means different things to other people. For me, she must have her own shit going on. Her career, her friends, her hobbies, should not be placed on the back burner for me. I am an adult, I don’t need you around me twenty four-seven.
I do not want a clingy suffocating person around me. Only a weak insecure man engages with such a woman.
I do not want a traditional woman. I really could careless about gender roles. If you can change your own car tires, oil, more power to you. If you can fix the fosset great, I don’t know shit about plumbing.
I also don’t need you to cook for me. Most likely I am a better cook than you anyway, so best stay out of my kitchen.
Our relationship will not revolve around television programming, you have your own shows you watch that is great, don’t involve me. I lost years to that stupid fucking show “Lost” already.
I don’t go to the movies. You can do that with your friends.
I need you to be ambitious and have goals that you want to achieve.
I need you to be adventurous and willing to get out of your comfort zone
I am willing to support you with your goals, but you must be willing to help yourself.
I do not mind if you are broken. We are all broken, but I need you to strive to be as whole as possible.
If you smoke a dube, pot, whatever, that is cool, but do not push it on me. I spent half a decade addicted to cocaine. Leave me out of your drug habits.
Leave me out of your religion.
Keep your crazy sister away from me.
I’m not loaning your brother money without something in return.
I can spot negativity a galaxy away. Keep that shit away from me.
If I wanted kids I would have had them already, I’m 43, I don’t want them now. If you have them that’s cool, as long as they don’t eat their buggers we will get along fine.
Do not come between my mother and I, you will lose.
Overall the goal of us being together is to challenge and better one another. So if you are feisty bring it on. It makes for great love making.