A list of whys

Why don’t you curb your fucking dog?

Why is your dog wearing a sweater?

Why is your dog in your purse?

Why is it congrats on being the first black ____?

Why is it congrats on being the first woman _____?

Why is it congrats on being the first gay _____?

Why are your kids so fucking unruly?

Why do you insist on watching tennis on my TV?
(wait you can put that back, she is hot)

Why are you staring at my food?

Why do you ask why is someone a vegetarian?

Why do you ask why is someone a vegan?

Why the fuck do you watch Cricket?

Why do athletes make so much fucking money?

Why do you bitch so much?

Why do you complain  so much?

Why are you telling her what to eat?

Why are you telling him what to wear?

Why are you telling them how to feel?

Why don’t you mind your own fucking business?

 

 

 

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