champagne ambien morning

Me: well you look great.

Mom: shut up. Too early for your shit.

Me: it’s almost noon

Mom: Je m’en fou (I don’t give a fuck). God I feel dreadful

Me: you look it

Mom: casse-toi (fuck off). You made coffee.

Me: hours ago

Mom: make some more.

Me: so what’s the plan.

Mom. You looking at it. (Flops on couch)

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