The doctor and the hypochondriac

“It is a bug bite.” Said the doctor. “You know if you keep coming in here for every lump or bump, one day I am going to find something.”

“So you mean there is something in me you haven’t found?” The hypochondriac said. “Oh God I am going to die. I am dying.”

“Calm down man. We are all dying–act accordingly.”

“What do you mean act accordingly, doctor? How am I suppose to do that?”

“Just go live life.”

“How do I do that?”  Asked the hypochondriac.

“Christ, you are in a state. I tell you what, when you exit my office, which way do you go to go home, left or Right?”


“Then go left.”



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